Interview With The Devil - Part 7

An Interview With The Devil Part Seven - 05-02-16 Lucifer - Hey! Sherry - what... Lucifer = so you're there...are you ready to listen to me? Sherry - I'm listening to you? Lucifer - yes! Lucifer - it's my turn! Sherry -  laughs Sherry - ok, go ahead... Sherry - laughs.. Lucifer - I have some questions for you this time...since you're always asking me a million of them Sherry - fair enough, you've been a good sport Lucifer - ok my first question, why don't you like my little show on TV, Lucifer, you don't watch it... Sherry - laughs...seriously...LOL...actually I think, yeah I did see the first episode, but they put it on Monday nights and I have a show on Monday night, I'm not typically watching TV... Lucifer - oh, well he's supposed to play a charmer, like me.. Sherry - ack, whatever, I don't think you're very charming.. Lucifer - laughs.. Sherry - I know better Lucifer - most don't, most see my charming side.. Sherry - is that how you've fooled so many Lucifer - perhaps.. Lucifer - ok and I want to know why you spend so much time sitting at that stupid little desk....it's not like you're accomplishing anything... Sherry - I know, it's a total waste of time.. Lucifer - I agree Sherry - but what do you care what I do with my time...I'm not out eating babies and raping children, or on the prowl for victims, or putting people on torture tables.. Lucifer - laughs, that's a low blow, but whatever, laughs. I can do much worse... Sherry - I'm sure you have Lucifer - laughs... Lucifer - anything new happening down there.. Sherry - nope just another week of samo...your people as usual, are indecisive, can't get a thing done.. Lucifer - sigh...to many hens in the hen house.. Sherry -to divided, that doesn't typically work, your little style of running things...keep everyone and everything divided, that's coming up to bite you in the ass.. Lucifer - laughs...perhaps Lucifer - ok...why do you always listen to music, Sherry - I don't know. I just like music...perhaps I'm getting secret alien transmissions through the head phones... Lucifer - laughs...LOL...yeah I wouldn't doubt it, Sherry = ack...if one of those retards tried to talk to me I'd hunt it down and kill it.. Lucifer - laughs...that's why they don't talk to you Sherry - laughs... Lucifer - are you trying to figure out which songs are mine.. Sherry - I couldn't possibly figure all that out, I don't listen to a lot of types of music Lucifer - laughs... Sherry - but I do hear them, I hear a lot of Lillith's' Lucifer - laughs.. Sherry - we weren't always fighting, we were both fans of music.. Lucifer - still am.. Sherry - me too...I just listen to it while I'm finding ways to kick your ass now... Lucifer - laughs LOL... Lucifer - you're not the typical little church pro Sherry - you mean the brain controlled sheeple? Been there done that, saw the game, got out... Lucifer - laughs.. Lucifer - dad told you to leave.. Sherry - yep, after I asked him about it...it was a big step to take outside the box, but when you get out of it, it's liberating. Lucifer - laughs.. Lucifer - Rashayel's not like anyone else either Sherry - laughs...she's a tough one...she's tougher than me Lucifer - I doubt that, but she is tough...just  has more attitude than you Sherry - laughs...that's why we make a good team... Lucifer - laughs...no matter, we'll destroy you both... Sherry - like you already have...I doubt it... Lucifer -  you always wear blue, black... Sherry - I typically give no thought to what I wear, or not much, I find something I like and buy 10 of the same thing...I like those colors... Lucifer - is that why you have boxes of the same stuff.. Sherry - laughs...you've been in my bedroom...laughs... Lucifer- it might actually be genius...I've heard of scientists who do the same thing...do you think you're a scientist Sherry - no, but I'm pretty close to freaking genius in kicking your ass.. Lucifer - laughs...LOL. Lucifer -  you think to much, I'm going to destroy you myself.. Sherry - that's no bother to me, I don't spend one second of one day worried about you....I'm sure you've met my security by now...LOL... Lucifer - laughs...yes, everywhere, I have to get permission just to step on that sorry place...the yard...then to get into it I have to be escorted by Michael or Yash himself...it's pitiful... that place is a blockhouse... Sherry - laughs...I have a few friends...laughs.. Lucifer - pitiful... Lucifer - I can't wait till the war is on, and it's just you and me going at it, like the old days, those were epic, those were fun Sherry - that was pitiful...what you did was disgusting... Lucifer - I'm going to do the same thing again Sherry - I know, I realize that, pitiful, but dad already knew it was coming, it's all prophesied...nothing new under the sun, here goes Round 2... Sherry - so where are you stuffing them.... Lucifer - the creatures from the gates? Sherry - yes Lucifer - various places, off world for now or contained...we have to contain them, they're monsters, we don't even have to control these things, we don't care what they do this time, destroy the whole place I don't care... Sherry - so you're not going to protect your own people this time.. Lucifer - laughs, they're not my people...well technically not mine, they're humans...my own will be protected, I don't give a damn about anyone else, particularly humans.. Sherry - so all these people helping you bring this about you're just going to turn your backs on... Lucifer - of course...laughs...even you know that.. Sherry - no one listens to me... Lucifer - that's right...LOL laughs...they won't either, they hate you.. Lucifer - besides it's my people in charge everywhere... Sherry - lizards...reptiles... Lucifer - yes...the few humans around are just what you call, aesthetics, the rest are scalped, replaced, mind erased, whatever, they do what they're told.. Sherry - why do they bother, why don't they go enjoy martinis on a beach somewhere, Lucifer - laughs...they like their jobs...lots of perks... Sherry - like what? free food? (feasting on humans) Lucifer - laughs, even they get bored, they like keeping busy doing something that matters, destroying earth, being players in the chess game...even a pawn is on the game board... Lucifer - ok another question... Lucifer - why did you go after those Hollywood kids...we had them all in the 5th.. Sherry - because I could...so I did...those kids were miserable...they hate you...I freed them.. Lucifer - laughs...they're nothing to me...just bread machines on the bread stick, that's all...or just bread sticks in the bread machine I should say... Lucifer - and all those in 2012...why did you even save them...why didn't you just burn them up like you typically like to do.. Sherry - because they're humans...the ones who were I tried to reach...the ones who weren't are wherever, we imprisoned millions of them on their star ships and have them elsewhere....the humans were shown, taken on a little tour outside of hell...that was enough for most of them...we didn't even take them inside it! Lucifer - laughs...no wonder so many turned, you threatened them! Sherry - we didn't threaten anyone, we showed them reality and let them go...you hunted them down and killed them Lucifer - they were worthless to me after that...I couldn't trust any of them! You turned some of my closest advisers against me! Sherry - I didn't do anything, just showed them reality, no lies, no props, no drama, just truth, just reality...that's all people need...if they had that you'd lose everyone and have no kingdom at all on earth...they'd all piss on your feet instead of kissing your ass.. Lucifer - laughs....they're all mine and you know it, there's nothing but crumbs left... Sherry - yeah I realize that, which is why I'd rather leave, but dad wants me to stay...but the time is coming, I hear the rumbling...I hear the footsteps at the door...we'll be out of here soon...and I'll be back as Shaz...and that will be epic.. Lucifer - agreed, I can't wait... Sherry - do you miss Shaz Lucifer - I hate Shaz, but she's so crazy she's funny, it's fun...it's actually so freaking crazy and psycho it's hilarious...I can't wait... Sherry - tell me about Shaz... Lucifer - laughs...she's tall, beautiful, charming, smart, strong, she's superman, you got that one right...but it's more funny than threatening to me...she's a fighter, no one will engage her, they all learned their lessons.. Sherry - is she sexy or a big monstrous looking dyke on steroids.. Lucifer - laughs...she's sexy, I told you she's beautiful, everyone likes Shaz, but everyone hates her on our side...I told you you're a legend...and you don't know who you are, that's pitiful, but you will...dad said soon...soon... Lucifer - I want you to agree to meet with me...wherever you want, just you and me, lets sit and talk... Sherry - agreed...for old times sake.... Lucifer - agreed, no harm, no fighting, just talk... Sherry - fine... Lucifer - dad said he'd allow us to, but he'll be watching me.. Sherry - naturally...wherever I am, dad is.. Lucifer - laughs...I know... Lucifer - did you see the latest Star Wars movie Sherry - no I missed it, I'll catch it on video Lucifer - you should see it, we tried to reveal some new stuff in it. Sherry - it was so crowded, I didn't want to deal with the crowds, then it just disappeared from the theaters...they don't keep things around long... Lucifer - you never leave there anyway Sherry - laughs...that's why I don't understand why your people are so paranoid, watching me 24/7 Lucifer - because we never know what you'll do, when you do something you just do it, bam, you're gone, Sherry - not true, it takes me months of preparation for something before I leave.. Lucifer - well the people who were watching you before we're idiots... Sherry - I won't argue that, I heard some of the stuff they'd put in their reports, all lies...they're all pathetic, just ask me something I'll tell you myself...I hate dealing with your pathetic retards who lie and mess up my stuff... Lucifer -  laughs...who do you talk to anyone Sherry - one person, she's all I'll deal with...since we have a history already together, as sordid as it is... Lucifer - laughs...I know who that is! laughs! Sherry - she's the only one I'll deal with, I can't even deal with the others... Lucifer - she's already mine, Sherry - I know...she's a freak....but whatever, I know her, I can deal with it, but she seriously needs to stop trying to kill me all the time, it's tiring Lucifer - laughs...LOL...ha-ha see she's mine! Sherry - she's going to seriously piss dad off one of these days, she' going to end up like Rich ...and I won't have a thing to say about that.. Lucifer - she knows a lot, Sherry - yeah she does, that's why I'll deal with her...the rest are just retards... Lucifer  - laughs... Lucifer- does she get mad at you.. Sherry - she's always mad at me, but she's learned to be diplomatic, civil, I can deal with it...even if she's always plotting and planning my death.... Lucifer - laughs... Sherry - she's stupid, dad's going to need her as a mediator...so whatever's coming, must be some good stuff...laughs... Lucifer - a mediator...hmm...laughs...and I'll trust her, smart move for him, Sherry - you're all stupid, I don't care... Lucifer - laughs... Lucifer - so what do you have coming up...what's your big plans? Sherry - leaving...that's all I want, that's all I think about, that's all I care about right now...just leaving, getting out of here... Lucifer - laughs.. Interview With The Devil - Part 1 Part 2    Part 3    Part 4     Part 4b The Awakening    Part 5 Part 6     Part 7   Part 8    Part 9   Part 10     Part 11 Part 12    Part 13    Part 14