My Top 10 List of What the Pope Learned When He Died:

1. Purgatory doesn't exist

2. Satan lied.

3. He was betrayed by the brotherhood.

4. He wasn't the Holy Father on earth.

5. He should have listened to Peter and not Paul.

6. He doesn't get a second chance to do it right.

7. He shouldn't have slept in church.

8. Making a life out of deceiving people wasn't worth it.

9. Rejecting the truths of the Most High wasn't worth it.

10. Hell isn't what he thought it was going to be.